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The E-True Hollywood Story of Timmy Jones

End of the Road

Created on 2005-05-11 18:35:55 (#7084935), last updated 2005-07-22

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Name:Timmy
Birthdate:04-30
Location:Atlanta, Georgia, United States
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The Ladies Man
I would probably start off with a classy first line like "Hey Sweet Thang. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?" Then, I would whisper sweet words into her ear. Something like: "Man, I'd like to take a bite out of yo butt." Then I would close the deal by showing her a preview of the GOODS!!!

"Do not worry Julie; I am a man of action. Theres only one thing to do. I must go and have sex and wait for something to randomly happen. You'll see. It will randomly work out!"
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